Sooooo....

Dear the reader,

I am shit it turns out. Yeah, sorry I haven't posted in forever, just that I've been busy coming up with ideas for daytime TV shows and stuff, including:

Gash In The Attic-Hosted by Dave Benson Phillips, Gash In The Attic follows teams of two as they attempt to find hidden prostitutes in a dark loft with only their sense of smell to guide them.

AND

Bargain Cunt-Hosted by Noel Edmonds, this magazine show features reviews of prostitutes in your area, based on price, experience and other shizz.

I also came up with the brilliantly titled Banterbury Tales, which is going to be THE next big business venture in the world. Websites, books, DVDs. It's going to cover laddish stuff, because being laddish is the thing to be right now.

SO, if any of these ideas get stolen, and I switch on the TV one morning only to find Dave Benson Phillips halfway up a ladder saying "3, 2, 1...let's get ready for some Gash In The Attic fun", I'll know who to come to, as I have a grand total of 2 followers. Great, so it's safe to store these ideas here for later.

Since I last wrote, pretty much loads of stuff has happened, but I'll just do the key points. Hit up New York in April, that was mint. That is about it. Genuinely. I could've sworn more than that had happened. Suppose I must mostly have been just doing nothing a lot. Oh christ, FML. Sorted flights out today for South Korea, which I'm going to practically free for two weeks in July, canne be bothered to explain why or how, but that should be good, but also bad as it will mean my year abroad is over, and leaving ace people. Pretty much bored of the place now. There's only so many times you can look at a mountain and go "OOOOH", or turn up at a shop on a Sunday because you have no food, and find it shut, so not too fussed about leaving Austria, just peepz. Frowny face.

Also, finishing in Innsbruck pretty much means this blog is finished, or that I'll have to change the title at least, so any ideas are welcome. If my posting record this year is anything to go by, it'll be at least October by the time I write on here again. Gutting. I'll try my best though.

Ace things to watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsIc176-jLE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF8uR6Z6KLc

I should really be doing this take home translation test that's due in tomorrow, but I'm told it's well easy, so I'll do it like 1ish or so. It is well hot tonight, and the people in the flat below are making bear noise, good luck sleeping tonight Will. Danke schoen, I'll need it. xx