Ahem...

Let's just pretend the past few months never happened. That way I don't need to update you all (I don't really know who I'm referring to here) on all that's happened, as there has been a scheissload. Deal? Cool. Thanks.

I am lying here having eaten loads (probably too much) fruit today, which is quite an achievement, especially on the apples front, as the corners of my mouth are hurting like fuck, and preventing me from opening my lips by more than approximately 2 mm. *insert hilarious innuendo here*. Not cool. Also, as I have taken to eating bananas without using my teeth. What is the point? There is no need. The alveolar ridge (thanks Sounds Of German in first Year; you DID come in handy after all!) is more than sufficient for such a chore. It is now also hurting tae fuck as well though, so it really does suck to be me right now.

FINALLY got round to looking for houses for March-June/July today, about time too, so am looking round a couple tomorrow, so should hopefully have that sorted sooooon. Init. Saaaaaaaaaaaffe. Bis bald.

I mean it this time.

Will

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